“The Illusionist”
Run time: 1:40

No. No. No. Punctated by some stupid lady two seats over that felt the need to comment on EVERY effing thing in the movie. I can’t even rant about the movie or it will spoil it for those of you that dare to see it. I really like Paul Giamatti in this, but I’m getting tired of the “Ed Norton only does edgy, indie type work”. Puh-lease.

Here’s “The Illusionist” in six words: Ed Norton made my $8 disappear.

Rating: 2 out of 5